"And Davies now, maintaining strong possession of the ball!"

Denzyl's pickpocketing career was short-lived.

"The killer sat here for two, maybe three hours."

"Don't give me the puppy dog eyes mate, I've already given you an extra fifteen minutes with flipper!"

"Dave?  Oh I asked him to keep an eye on the sausages." 

"And the award for best exit goes to..."

"Mind if I take a look in the boot Sir?"

"Human, human, in the hall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Parliamentary Candidate Selection Process

Sutton Hoo, early 6th century: "where did you bury the ship Timmy?"