"Hey Sid, maybe we should get into politics..."

"I've really fallen for you this time Barbara."

"What's the matter Roy?  You haven't been yourself lately."

"Trust me Toby-san, bathe in rotten eggs every morning and no one will bother you again."

"Let me tell you about my latest squeeze." 

"Dennis, these long hours have to stop."

"I said reach for the sky you back-stabbing mule!"

"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses would you?"

"You know what your problem is Brian?  You're a control freak."

"I bet you didn't see this coming Mr know-it-all."

The Rise and Fall of the Third Rake

"I'm your biggest fan!" 

"How long has this been going on?" 

"Well who made you so high and mighty anyway?"

"Would you like to feel the baby kick?"

"Rubbish."

"And now we welcome back to the chair Tony Levinson, whose specialist subject was necromantic vengeance."

England, 1348: First signs of the plague.

"Darling, whose toothbrush is that in the bathroom?"

"And Davies now, maintaining strong possession of the ball!"

Denzyl's pickpocketing career was short-lived.

"The killer sat here for two, maybe three hours."

"Don't give me the puppy dog eyes mate, I've already given you an extra fifteen minutes with flipper!"

"Dave?  Oh I asked him to keep an eye on the sausages." 

"And the award for best exit goes to..."

"Mind if I take a look in the boot Sir?"

"Human, human, in the hall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Parliamentary Candidate Selection Process

Sutton Hoo, early 6th century: "where did you bury the ship Timmy?"

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